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South Park One Shot (Pip x Reader)

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tweek123

Published: May 28, 2014

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What not to do in South Park.

        You were inside writing a list of what not to do in South Park. You decided there we really only four things. 1. Don't get Sick. 2. Don't lose hope. 3. Don't die. 4. Don't fall in love. Number four was underlined. Your best friend Pip called you asking to come over. You decided he could and told him to come over. You heard a knock on the door.

        You went to open it, and saw Pip. "How did you get here so fast?" "I was in your drive way.." "Oh. That's creepy. Come on in." You let him in and glanced at the list. You sadly broke rule number 4. Thats right, you were in love. You looked over to said person and smiled. "Hey Pip, do you want some tea?"

        "I would love some! But you don't have to trouble yourself to do that for me." You went into the kitchen and brought down two cups. One for you, and one for Pip. You set up the water and waited for it to boil. You went out and looked at Pip. "So, what did you want to do?" "I beg your pardon?" "You asked to come over. Why?"

        "I have something I need to tell you." "Oh. OK." You nod and sneak and look at the list. You go back into the kitchen and pour the water into the cups. "The tea is almost ready-" You stopped and looked at Pip. "Why are you holding my list?" You turned around to you startled. "Oh! (Y/n)! You scared me for a second there." Pip squeaked.

        "Oh. Sorry. But why were you looking at my list?" Your eyes narrowed, waiting for a explanation. "I couldn't help but wonder what you kept glancing at." You blushed. "You saw me looking at that?" "Yes. And I wanted to know what it said." "Oh. Well now you know. Anyway, what were you going to tell me?" "Never mind."

        "What? Why did you change your mind? Was it something on my list?" "Well, actually, yes." "What did it?" "Number 4. It said, 'Don't fall in love.'" "Why would that affect you Pip?" "Well, I was going to tell you that I..." He trailed off at the end blushing. "Tell me what Pip?" "T-that I love you. But you had number 4 on the list.."

        "Pip, I-I love you too. But that list is just a list Pip. Don't worry about it." He blushed and smiled. "You love me too?" "Yeah." You hugged him. "Will you be my girlfriend?" You nod. "Of course. Watch this." You go over to the list and cross out the period and do some fixing. "What did you do to the list?" "Read it Pip."

        He looked at the list. "4. Don't fall in love with the wrong person." You smile and look at Pip. He looks at you. "I'm not the wrong person, right?" "Of course not! I wouldn't be dating you if you were." You pulled Pip in for a kiss. When you both needed air, he pulled away and put his forehead on yours, looking into your eyes.

"Hey, (Y/n), didn't you make tea?" "Oh shit! You're right Pip!"